So ya thought ya might like to go to the show.
To feel the warm thrill of confusion, that space cadet glow.

I got me some bad news for you, Sunshine.
Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel,
And he sent us along as a surrugate band.
We're gonna find out where you fans really stand.

Are there any queers in the theatre tonight?
Get 'em up against the wall. -- 'Gainst the wall!

And that one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me.
Get him up against the wall. -- 'Gainst the wall!

And that one looks Jewish, and that one's a coon.
Who let all this riffraff into the room?

There's one smoking a joint, and another with spots!
If I had my way I'd have all of ya shot.